Queens Park Rangers boss Neil Warnock has threatened to run around the Emirates pitch naked if goal-shy midfielder Shaun Derry scores against Arsenal later today.
The 34-year-old has yet to score for QPR in 59 appearances, and his last goal came for Leeds in November 2006.
"I will undress and run around the pitch if he scores at Arsenal, but I've been saying that for about five years," Warnock said.
"He does score occasionally in training and his day will come. He's been very close."
QPR are currently 16th in the Premier League with 17 points from 18 games.