Randy handy with his views
Spin, PR, nonsense. Call it what you like, but Randy Lerner is certainly trying his best to wash his hands of the problems at Aston Villa with his statement about his new manager.
"We recruited aggressively this past summer and it is our responsibility to now harvest this talent rather than buckle under pressure and criticism - we are better than that."
No you didn't and no you aren't. The net spend at Aston Villa was £9.3m. Watford's net spend was £23m. That, I think, is spending that is a little more worthy of the adjective.
Aston Villa had a squad that was in need of a total overhaul at the end of last season and they also lost their best three players in Ron Vlaar, Fabian Delph and Christian Benteke.
In the last five seasons, including the current campaign, 13 clubs have been ever present in the Premier League. Villa's net spend in that period was the 12th least. The only reason they aren't bottom of that list is because Tottenham sold Gareth Bale for £80m.
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They did not, they have not, and they won't spend aggressively while Lerner is in control. No-one is buying the assertion that Aston Villa have.
The support at White Hart Lane on Monday was great as usual, but how the fans have not launched a sustained campaign for change in light of what has happened in the last 12 months, I really don't know.
Maybe after seven managers (including caretakers) since the start of 2010-2011, they have just become resigned to it.
The final part of his four-sentence statement is this: "On behalf of the board we wish Remi every success."
Sadly, not all wishes come true. If they did Lerner would have got his wish already and sold the club he clearly has very little interest in.
Man City need to be sharp in Seville
Sevilla were the better side in Manchester on matchday three, and Borussia Monchengladbach must still be smarting from their defeat to City in Germany.
It's funny how unless you'd seen both those games you might think Manuel Pellegrini's side had finally cracked it in Europe.
They haven't. They could have conceded three or four at Monchengladbach with perennial heroes Joe Hart and Sergio Aguero pulling them out of the fire. City were outplayed for large parts of the game against Unai Emery's team and struggled to keep tabs on Yevhen Konoplyanka.
Should they win tomorrow and Juventus do likewise, City will qualify for the last sixteen with two games to spare, but a victory is no certainty. Sevilla have tended to save their best for European competition in the last few years.
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The La Liga club sit 12th after a weekend defeat to Villarreal, but after their first game with City they thrashed Getafe 5-0.
Ever Banega and Kevin Gameiro, both important in the first leg are doubtful, but City are missing their two best players and have a history of Spanish struggles, winning once on seven visits.
The Champions League is becoming a bit of an obsession inside the corridors of power at City, with Vincent Kompany saying ahead of the tie: "For us as players, it's the last thing we have to achieve in order to prove we have become a big club."
The fans seem less fussed. It's ridiculous UEFA are sanctioning them for booing the Champions League anthem, but many of the home games in Europe have been played against hushed tones and a sprinkling of empty seats.
Baffled by Bafe
What's happened to Swansea City's star man? He was prolific at the start of the season and that panther celebration was clawing its way up and down the country but there's less of the animal instinct about him now.
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The Frenchman hasn't scored since that run of four goals in his first four games, and he has missed presentable chances, especially against Watford and Arsenal. Confidence is a funny thing!
Blue Weekend
Jose Mourinho is still in a job, and when you look at Chelsea's recent managerial history you can't help but be surprised.
As I said last week, sacking him would be the wrong choice, and I maintain it.
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However, I was concerned to hear Frank Lampard say this week that the team looked "broken" when they went to press Liverpool, and that he was worried about the spine of the team.
Lampard won three league titles and four FA Cups with Chelsea. He knows that dressing room, and his views will concern an already-panicked Chelsea support.
Managerial Madness
Arsene Wenger is the exception to the rule with his 19 long years in charge of Arsenal.
Did you know that when the Premier League began in 1992 the average tenure of a manager in the top flight was three years and three months? Taking Wenger's stats out, it's now one year and three months.
Seriously, how do clubs expect to achieve anything when they are turning over managers with such regularity?
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Surely this is one of the greatest barriers to bringing through English talent, because there is no way a manager is going to risk gambling on a precocious talent when they are always three games away from the sack.
Not to mention the identity of the club, the constant desire of the new man to bring in players to suit his style and the cost of paying off all the managers you discard!
We used to think the Italians and the Spanish were crazy switching bosses every year. Now we are bonkers too.
Sam Matterface will be commentating for ITV Sport on their Champions League highlights show this Wednesday at 10pm as Chelsea face Dynamo Kiev. He will also be behind the mic on Saturday and Sunday for talkSPORT on their live Premier League games at Stoke City and Aston Villa.
