A Norwegian football coach has launched an appeal to get his hands on sperm from top footballers such as Cristiano Ronaldo and Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
In a video posted to social media, veteran manager Ole Vidar Toftesund is seen holding up a series of messages outlining his plans to improve his side Nordstranda, who are playing in the fifth tier of Norwegian football.
Toftesund complains that most of his players "are really bad" but outlines a 20-year plan to make his team "the best in the world" by impregnating his players' girlfriends with sperm extracted from top players.
Watch the video below: