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Lewis Capaldi boasts about "bang-on average genitalia"

Lewis Capaldi boasts about his "bang-on average genitalia" as he makes a pitch for a new girlfriend.

Lewis Capaldi has made a pitch to find a new girlfriend by conceding that he has "bang-on average genitalia".

The 24-year-old 'Someone You Loved' singer recently jokingly ruled out joining OnlyFans on account of his "wee cock" and now he has doubled down on the remarks in a new appeal for a girlfriend.

"I've got a forehead that goes on for days, I've got just a bang-on average genitalia," he said.

"I've got a car, I can drive you to places. Even if you want to be in an open relationship, I can drive you to that place.

"And of course, I am handsome, so handsome and in shape."

Research by University College London last year determined that the average penis length of UK males is 5.1 inches.

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Neil Wilkes

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